this is a vegan greentext no animals were harmed in the creation

babe you have anxiety

I’m fairly convinced it’s a shitty image similarity algorithm based off the color and whiteness of a typical tampon

“why savor a fine bordeux when the local liquor store has horse tranquilizer in plastic jugs” mfer

buddy, there are not vegan substitutes for my grandma’s bugguong, and yes worms are likely to be a better substitute. if duolingo still doesn’t have any of my mom’s ancestors’ languages, i don’t have a lot of hope for beyond meat

cute!

i would get this as a coffee mug and give it as a gift

my fucking midwestern education was like that. the textbooks said that there was an open question about whether states have the right to secede from the union as if the Confederacy was just Just Asking Questions

if i have to reinvent the food passed down to me from my grandma i will do whatever tastes best

he escaped from the k-hole

this is what grimes was trying to do

babe you have anxiety

bow many languages does Japanese count for

you may have @ickplant’s upvote

puerto rico was in that and still hasn’t gotten statehood OR independence. incidentally puerto rico is more populous than 7 countries in the EU

Brazil, India, and South Africa might instead, creating a world where democracies and autocracies can get along fine with a tacit mutual non-intervention agreement

of all the empty skandhas this shit is the emptymost

could you use embedded flower petals?

my musk kink loving gay ass: hmmmm

technically she’s a they

if you asked her pronouns she’d probably say “meow”