so help me!

but, the circuses streaming service doubled their price, and costco is out of bread,

men’s hearmeouts are conventionally attractive women. women’s hearmeouts are unconventionally attractive enbys. enbys’ hearmeouts are conventionally unattractive men

Y’all still have bread and circuses?

yes but anish kapoor has an exclusive license so that only he can fuck the Bean

it was really weird being straight. glad i stopped that

the “hear me out” treadmill that eventually devolves into buildings and food

not often which is why it catches you off guard

yeah but the active constant surveillance keeps us from talking with each other about it in public/privately owned buildings/urban areas/in cars/anywhere a phone is present

basically we have to go on camping trips if we want to actually discuss

buttplug communication is a thing of the past. the buttplug underground railroad is our new technology

my first thought was “those probably feel great when you give birth to them”

you will be shocked how much straight sex the average gay teen has. also closet-trans sex

you always have more options than you realize, and as your fellow gay you also have more allies than you realize

do not kill yourself. fight evil instead

You can use this power to be an incredible hypnotist or subtly manipulate people

tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

tiktokcore

it ain’t even edit protected

this is insane. the sun is a nazi, the moon is a woke antifa womynista