Peco is a hard hearmeout but I am sure there’s someone

the host just watches them through the built in camera and the house guest thinks it flushes automatically :)

oh i know! i just meant that if your dad is busy mowing the lawn, then i can’t get busy sucking his dick

uncut. i wanna get my tongue in that foreskin

sometime who buys a toilet and then finds out afterwards that they were sold a toilet that only flushes with an app

define large, because every major city is already hitting frequent protests in the thousands

the best depiction of autism in any media

now this is a hearmeout

so help me!

but, the circuses streaming service doubled their price, and costco is out of bread,

men’s hearmeouts are conventionally attractive women. women’s hearmeouts are unconventionally attractive enbys. enbys’ hearmeouts are conventionally unattractive men

Y’all still have bread and circuses?

yes but anish kapoor has an exclusive license so that only he can fuck the Bean

it was really weird being straight. glad i stopped that

the “hear me out” treadmill that eventually devolves into buildings and food

not often which is why it catches you off guard

yeah but the active constant surveillance keeps us from talking with each other about it in public/privately owned buildings/urban areas/in cars/anywhere a phone is present

basically we have to go on camping trips if we want to actually discuss

buttplug communication is a thing of the past. the buttplug underground railroad is our new technology

my first thought was “those probably feel great when you give birth to them”