This guy’s lucky to have such a good mum.

Remember to share your notepad with them, even if they’re all like, “mom, your bash usage is like from the '90s, so cringe!” Behind all the fuss, they’re still learning from you.

Just be careful to think twice before doing what it says. (That goes for any advice from the internet too!)

Like all the old stories of people’s GPS steering them into a lake. Let the GPS help you, but still, like, actually look at the road!

ETA: It’s probably quite reliable at explaining what terminal commands do, since it’s drawing from many manuals. But sometimes it might completely make up the answer, in a way that’s almost right but terribly wrong. You think the command does one thing, so you use it ‘appropriately’, but really it does something else so your carefully thought out use goes completely wrong.

Well, compared to being cut in half with a laser, driving up a skyscraper, fuelled with Irish Coffee, stuffed full of bananas and Mayan treasure…

It’s obvious that someone with much more experience and education

“He’s clever when he agrees with me, so you’re stupid, but stupid when he doesn’t.”

No. You’re not interested in debating this because you’ve jumped to conclusions and you’re neither reading nor thinking.

But Dr Shacked Up With A Woman Once When They Were Both Drunk And She Was Too Drunk And He Should Have Known Better might be a bit more acceptable to some.

Thank you for providing more information.

Thanks for pointing this out.

He claims that he asked her several times if she consented and that he had been given the impression that she did.

Seems like it was more of an “unintentional rape”, like manslaughter is unintentional murder. Wrong: yes. Bad judgment: yes. Deliberate malice: maybe not.

Belgium, for those wondering.

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I hear this in the voice of Lindsay Lohan. Though I don’t think there was a toilet flush at that point in that movie!

“Oh, SHIT!”

flush

And who to increase prices for, and how to sell good-sounding scam deals.

I will go shit in the woods

Then can you compete with the bear?

Ford himself took criticism for this. His answer was, if I don’t drive other companies’ cars, how do I make sure mine are better!

And the ‘p’ for privacy.

‘Smart’ means it can send your lifestyle data to the company, and make you dependent on their services.

You want to change your toilet provider? Best of luck holding your poo in for three days while the transfer is processed.

Seems like overkill to escape from insert mode. Then you just have to open vi again!

Gotta run FFMMLXIV at 94fps and 173hz @3890x2669 resolution otherwise you’re betraying the “Linux is the best gaming OS” movement we’ve all sworn fealty to.

I feel so dirty when I come back to a country without bidets.

I saw your comment just after the “A cat.” one, and did a double take!