

If 4. is too hard (like, if you’re not cool enough), make two versions and send them out to different groups. “Secret files of Trump and Epstein; help us break the encryption!” And, “Free America Foundational Sovereign Data (Crucial For Rebuilding Society Once Trump Finishes Overturning The Corrupt Bureaucracy)”
“I always carry my diary with me. I feel one should have something sensational to read on the train.”
(The Importance of Being Earnest, Oscar Wilde)