Says the president-incumbant of the Associated Regions of Second Europe.

You mean the Far West Extra-American Sea

I have ADHD -> I’m excellent at moving from one task to another.

I dunno about those of you who have more substantial ADHD, but I find moving intentionally or external-led from one task to another - i.e. other than my brain’s natural flow - is one of the hardest things for me. Switching from, even, washing dishes to mopping up water splashed, can be a great mental strain.

I have anxiety -> I anticipate accidents and hiccups before they happen

Those do go together for me.

That’s some hairy eyelids on the left hand side. And why are the men’s eyes closed anyway? Do men not look at each other when peeing?

Not what you’re supposed to be doing in the public bathroom, but you do you, I suppose.

“Vladimir Putin, you are under arrest for war crimes.”

“It was a special military operation! It was all the fault of the Nazis!”

“No, not for all that. You’re under arrest for violating the GNU GPL! Prepare to meet your source, licencef*****!!!”

*blam* *blam* *blam*