The autism collective

Seagate: …

This reminds me, I updated Android the other day and now my phone is running like shit. Damn planned obsolescence

“I’m going to have an early night” and other lies you can tell yourself

I have installed a bidet in case toilet paper gets panic bought again

“Fully Functional”

If people don’t know already, bidets are fairly cheap and easy to setup. And they will pay for themselves quickly by not having to use nearly as much, or any, toilet paper. I highly recommend. We installed them on both of our bathrooms and it is such a quality of life improvement

Hold your breath until you pass out