EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR!

Sorry, I got excited that no one else said it yet.

I got secret santa’d a Red Dragon mechanical Keyboard and ended up buying a matching mouse & speakers.

I recommend them to anyone who asks.

Living: Gabe Newell

Dead: Sir Terry Pratchett

Fictional: Commander Samuel Vimes

Luigi is innocent and being railroaded…

Should say the unknown shooter.

This sounds like the plot of a horny anime video game that I would get on a steam sale for a 70% discount.

If AI learns to do this, do we win or lose?

That’s exactly how they said it!

I have heard people drop the “point” and say “One Fourty-four”.

Blue

Hologram

Cryptid

The Last Dragon, hands down.

A couple emulators and a few console’s entire collection of games takes up a surprisingly small amount of space.

Gotta run with the lowercase “t” to have a little distinction

Reddit Mod:

Uh oh… You showed empathy to animal life.

Deleted for being Woke!

They were wondering why you weren’t playing Balatro.

A USB drive could easily be included.

For that much money it should be a custom one shaped like a BFG or something!

Everything runs Doom, even Doom!

87.7% of statistics are made up on the spot.

Four victims is what it takes for a shooting to be considered a “mass shooting”.

This is a ridiculous number, because it seems too low & too high at the same time.

Bugs Bunny singlehandedly changed the meaning of “Nimrod” because people don’t understand sarcasm.