Oof, I can totally relate 👍

My gut just wants beer right now.

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Infinite money printer, obviously.

I’m just gonna learn from you and fart glitter. I’m pretty sure I can lose weight that way…

Excuse me, I just farted. What the fuck did I just read? 😂🤣

Our dog is named Brownie, I’m not in any hurry to taste his batter.

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What ever did happen with the dude that had an artificial replacement penis made on his left arm anyways?

Shit, it looked like it was totally ready for transplant to its final destination, but then COVID lockdown came along and surgery was postponed…

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Following the spirit of my post, I would assume that toenails would no longer receive damage and would hopefully last through a person’s lifetime.

Side thought, it would be nice if teeth didn’t rot…

Dangit!

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And teeth and a nose and all?

Why did you curse my imagination?

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Who is Will, and what did he do?

😂🤣

Some people don’t even have a first penis ☹️

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All answers are valid here, we’re all basically thinking and daydreaming out loud.

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Awesome question!

I would add a stem cell gland to help with healing injuries and stuff.

You can absolutely add wings!

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As others have mentioned:

Welcome to 24 hour work days…

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Honestly, I have. Not in person though, but on PBS Public Television.

I do not have the parts to experience child birth, but indeed it does not look like a fun experience.

Eh, I think I’d rather keep the nails for protection and to open soda cans and whatnot, but yeah it would be nice if they weren’t continuously growing and need regular trimming.

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LMFAO! Touché salesman!

Pretty much all answers here should be valid, have an upvote 👍

Another thought, it would be nice if our hair didn’t grow like any longer than an inch or so, where people wouldn’t need regular haircuts or complicated hair styles.

I mean sure, ladies wouldn’t be able to grow their hair out as is fairly common these days, but if our hair always stayed relatively short, it would be perfectly normal, and would save us the hassle of going to the barber.