Rayquetzalcoatl

I think our man meant in terms of real-world situations

Shut up, doinkus

Religion, to try and dodge sex abuse charges

Lol calm down mate

Hilarious, you got me 😂 I am so crushed that you’re not an actual astronaut though!

That’s so sick. What do I have to do to be able to get drunk in space? Have you been training to be an astronaut your whole life or is it a career switch?

You drink in space??? What kind of gin? What’s being drunk in zero g like? I’m gonna vomit just at the thought of a space hangover mate

I’d regularly have a pint or two (no more than three) with my boss on Wednesday lunchtimes! And, in another workplace, while I was a young’un throwing an almighty tantrum, I spent a month having four double vodkas for lunch most days. Stunned I wasn’t fired, honestly. (UK)

Oh nice! Yeah I got lucky with Storm Herd once or twice and have sort of been gambling on hitting it every time I use First Flight 😅

Oh I’ve heard of Pauper! That deck looks great, Nyxborn Hydra definitely seems scary 👀

I only play EDH at the moment, but I’m interested in trying other formats for sure. I play a white/blue precon called First Flight which I’ve slightly upgraded and tweaked to focus more on life gain, as well as a red/blue deck I’ve put together with Magnus The Red as commander, focusing on token creatures and dealing damage to all players whenever I cast spells! I’m pretty new to the game 😅

Best of luck! I’m pretty new to MtG but that sounds fun - what kind of deck are you running?

I just don’t even really understand what you’re saying mate - an adult is creepily trying to get with a child in the screenshots, and you’re talking about something else. What are you trying to say?

Shut up lol

Honestly I think that’s unusual for a teenager

I’m motivated to get this AI bullshit out of here

Get a job, weirdo lol

Why would I be aware? I have a life outside the internet

Yeah noncery is afoot, Triagonal is acting like a creepy crawly cradle-robber

Business leaders can pay $5mil to have a candlelit dinner with Trump so I’m not sure how backroom these deals really are lol

Omg absolutely! With the “not holding your hand” thing, I think a lot of the magic and enigmatic feeling of the PS2 games catalogue is that you’d only hear about Easter eggs, rather than knowing theyre in the game via dlc listings in storefronts or anything. They felt weird and slightly messed with understanding how big games were. Even up to Halo 3 with that weird developer monkey family and Black and White 2 where it would whisper your windows account name if you played after 10pm?

Games were just slightly hostile back then, or at least had the developer’s agenda in mind rather than the marketing algorithm’s