I definitely remember it being used in the 80s.

The Mew York Post might be a rag but at least it has those punny headlines.

Most dogs I know read the Woofington Post while the cats prefer the Mew York times.

As someone who comparison shops in excess, toilet paper math is infuriating.

Nope. Somehow I just crave a piece of white bread after eating a brownie and then maybe repeating the process. I have no rational explanation for this.

Chocolate brownies and white bread

Guitars. Some minor upgrades can get you a decent instrument. I wouldn’t use one as my primary guitar but it’s cool to have something a little different to play around with.

If KITT was a K car

How do they have seemingly unlimited funds to make all these records?

Seriously. I saw them play a few years back and thought they were amazing. Some time later my friend put on an album in the car and my thought was, “what is this absolute garbage?” Same band somehow.

Bartender. I don’t get a lunch break so I just drink on the clock.

After hurricane Maria devastated Puerto Rico a friend posted on social media asking if anyone could house his friend from San Juan. I was living in a house Brooklyn and I volunteered. His name was Robert and he was a really great dude. I really enjoyed hanging out with while he stayed. I told him he could stay as long as he wanted. He was such a boss that he had a chef job and his own New York apartment within two weeks.

I’ve eaten a lot of raw hotdogs in my day. I wouldn’t mind

Got a source on that guitar thing? That’s interesting.

Pics or it didn’t happen

Short is smart.

Suck it Billy.

Some people are simply night people. I’m one. I usually feel sluggish throughout the day and only really gain momentum after the sun goes down. Even without a night job I usually stay awake nearly to sun up.

I’ve been a bartender most of my life, usually working shifts till 5am. It just works for me. I wake up at my leisure and run my errands while everyone else is at work. No rush hour, no lines. I still have days off to spend with friends.

Frankly, I don’t understand day jobs. When I wake up I’m usually still tired for a few hours. Then I gotta work all day which makes me tired. Go home and be too tired to do shit. Go to bed because I’m tired and do it all again the next day. That feels like not having a life to me.

We’re all wired differently. Maybe you’re just not a night person. You should do what works for you if at all possible. If you have no choice in the matter then I say embrace it. Don’t try to reset yourself too hard to a daytime schedule on your days off. You are getting up around the time most people are getting off work or school so you should be able to find time to spend with friends or family. If you commit to it you just might be able to find a way to make that schedule work for you.

Meanwhile in New Orleans, the entire city is preparing to shut down because they might get 1-3 inches on Tuesday.