They can buy a new environment for themselves, their friends, and their loved ones. So it’s all good. If we didn’t want to die drowning in our homes, we shouldn’t have all bought cars and drank from plastic straws. Nobody forced us to do those things.

The guy who did his fireworks on the campaign trail will be heading NORAD.

Society is always about three missed meals away from blood in the streets.

It’s LotusNotes all the way down

So why isn’t “a long cold bath every day” the trendiest weight loss method??