You would imagine that someone would have already re-tried this idea and called it “bespoke gas service” or some nonsense. Put it as a subscription service and prolific nature of Love’s or Buc-ee’s and you would get people signing up like crazy.
Put the Laughter into Slaughter
Artax from The Neverending Story
There is a certain point in a child’s life where they are either going to hear it from you or hear it from a surgeon. My 11 year old had a desire to jump from high places for a time as well. He bruised his heel once and had a hard time walking for a week. Pain is a very good educator. Dissuade them from anything that may end their short life early, but if it’s just going to hurt, let them go. My guidance for kids generally is to be mindful not to tear up the furniture or harm others, but if this hurts after I’ve warned you it’s on you. Here is the first-aid kit. We ultimately got them a trampoline, which was extensively used.
Took you 9 seconds to come up with that one? Might want to shoot some grease in the gears, the hamster is getting tired.