I remember a game where you played as R2-D2 and the goal was to beat as many people with a hammer as you could before the timer ran out. :)

Zardoz. Say what you will about Sean Connery running around in a bright red romper, it was original.

Lots of people have written fan-fiction worse than that!

If you wouldn’t let anyone say it about your friend, don’t say it about yourself. Don’t even think it about yourself.

We absolutely do rely on the US having the biggest stick to keep other aggressive global powers in check.