While we’re at it, I have some other suggestions…

For example, in year 1 that useless letter “c” would be dropped to be replased either by “k” or “s,” and likewise “x” would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which “c” would be retained would be the “ch” formation, which will be dealt with later. year 2 might reform “w” spelling, so that “which” and “one” would take the same konsonant, wile year 3 might well abolish “y” replasing it with “i” and iear 4 might fiks the “g/j” anomali wonse and for all.
Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez “c,” “y” and “x”–bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez–tu riplais “ch,” “sh,” and “th” rispektivli.
Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.

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I don’t see any pictures of the tattoo in the article. For anyone curious, this video shows the tattoo at about 2:15.

It’s a colorful, twisted ribbon made of puzzle pieces. The name of his 15 year old brother, who has autism, is on the tattoo.

Be honest. That database isn’t very good anyway. You’re doing them all a favor.

-Brain

I assume the original meme is basically just the picture without the alternatives, but I’ve never seen it.

I’ve also never heard of tubearchivist, so that’s a fun new rabbit hole.

Edit: Oh, is this an update of “this generation was the first to be raised online”? Another thing I’d never seen. Do I even internet?

Yeah, I was worried about the battery drain of monitoring the battery, but I figured I’d ask in case there was a built-in solution.

Thanks for looking through the plug-ins while I was sleeping. I’ll take a look at Autosuspend.

Thanks! I’ll give your link a read and maybe worry a little less.

That’s good to know. Thanks!

A computer can never be held accountable, therefore a computer must never make a management decision.

An AI fuckup is a management fuckup, and it’s becoming increasingly important that everyone remembers that.

I got food poisoning in high school. I was exhausted and unable to keep anything down for several days.

The first day that I started feeling better, I actually felt great! In fact, I woke up starving. I went downstairs and had a generous breakfast. Then my parents told me we had to take down a tree in the backyard. They asked if I was feeling up for it, and I was… right up until I was 15 ft in the air, sawing away at a branch. Suddenly, I realized that generous meal had decided to keep on giving. I said “Hey, I’m not feeling great. I’m going to climb down.” I made it one branch before I knew this wasn’t going to wait. I gave the best warning I could to those below, and I held on as my stomach gave the ol’ heave-ho.

Fortunately, all the cutting I had been doing generated plenty of sawdust, so it practically cleaned itself. I think we decided the rest of the project could wait for another day, though.

When it comes to recovery, take it slow, folks…

I’m guilty of this for texting or other phone-specific communications.

Sure, I could take a screenshot on the computer, email it to myself, download it to my phone, then add it to a text… Or, I have a camera right there. There has to be a good reason to not take the easy route.

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If you live in the US, you could also try Batteries Plus.

Laß doch die Kleinen in Ruh

Laß doch die Kleinen in Ruh

du kuinierst mich so

du alte Sau

kuinieren Aus französisch coionner. Hier in der Bedeutung von quälen, plagen, misshandeln.

So basically,

“Leave the little kids alone. Leave the little kids alone. You torment me so much, you old pig.”

They’re good dogs, Brent!

“Get below ground lev–”

Oh, right, Florida…

“Get to the ground level.”

Coming from the Midwest, I miss my basement…

Not so loud! RFK Jr will hear you!

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Did you rank these in a particular order, or is it just four that you like?

I used Jerboa when I first transitioned from Reddit, but eventually someone recommended Voyager because it is similar to the RiF app I used to use. I like the interface of Voyager more than Jerboa, and I’ve been using it for a while, but I’m still open to checking out other apps.

Oh no! I’m sure she’s worried about getting primaried in her next election! /s