My first reaction was “that’s bullshit, of course I know what I want”. I love story driven games in a grand world with some fighting, but it shouldn’t be the focus. My favorite games are Horizon, Uncharted, Dragon-Age, Skyrim. But then I thought about all the similar games I don’t like, like GTA, Ghosts of Tsushima, Red Dead Redemption, Fallout, Metal Gear Solid., Zelda.

Do you need a video tutorial?

Meh. Not having high hopes. Also, with movies I believe that it got made and released when I see it. So many projects are scrapped before people get a chance to see them.

It took me so long to realize that this is so perfect because whoever did this didn’t just bleep “count” but replaced it with a bleeped “fuck” that kept the start and end sounds.

Yes. Fucking yes. That movie and everyone in it is so dumb, I wonder who the people raving about this hot garbage are.