synae[he/him]

Nothin’ at all!

Oh good, at least I’ll have some new nightmares to look forward to

grow up, use “git add -p” and craft perfect artisanal commits

I have about a dozen aliases of various mistypings of “git”. Somehow I still hit unaliased typo once in a while

Or this guy

Plot twist, the cat is working with the bear

But how much longer can the market survive without my Torment Nexus™️?

You do eventually get the close tag, when you log out. Lol

Yer doing it wrong

Yea the crotch hole is a common location, and I’ve basically given up (never tried) fixing it, my jeans are cheap enough. I just turn them into rags or whatever

Yea it’s probably worth mentioning that I only wear black jeans as well

I very rarely “have a day”, I sit in an office chair all day and the climate around here never gets too hot or anything. I don’t know off the top of my head what an average might be, but for certain I’ve easily gone 6 weeks without washing them.

I wear the same jeans pretty much until I spill something or otherwise get a visible mess on them. Then they go in the laundry and the backup pair becomes the main pair until it happens again. Sometime between 6 months and two years of life, a hole appears (location varies) which prompts me to order new jeans.

Proxy mines, complex, license to kill mode

What about the laptop turret, that was a fun one!

Incredibly true for me these days. But don’t fret, shellcheck and tldp.org is all you need. And maybe that one stackoverflow answer about how to get the running script’s directory

This one is my bookmark

https://tldp.org/LDP/abs/html/parameter-substitution.html

Time for another game of Who’s That Nazi? !

Aerial battle bots!

Which, now that I think about it, could probably be done (or has been done?) these days with drones…

Not in eternity apparently!

Edit: actually I found it, apparently I don’t have very good attention to detail when scrolling lemmy