I have pets and bought a new vacuum just a couple years ago. I went with Sebo airbelt k3 after hearing Miele had gone down in quality and I love it. This vacuum fixes every single annoyance I’ve ever had with a vaccum:

• the canister rolls easily on carpet
• the cord retracts perfectly every time and rachets out as you pull the canister
• it’s easy to take apart to clear clogs and even has a little spring flap behind the brushroller to quickly clear the most common place a clog will get stuck
• the roller is trivial to remove and clean
• the bags are easy to change and hold a lot of dust and pet hair before you need to change them

The K3 is a little out of your price range but the K2 and E2 are a bit cheaper. I will say that if you’ve got a lot of thick carpet, it’s worth investing in a vaccuum with a powered brushroller like the K3.

It protects them from losing revenue because someone might change the channel if an episode reminds them about a tragedy they were trying not to think about. It’s not like they’re banning the episodes, they’re just changing their schedule for the next few weeks.

No one on Lemmy watches broadcast TV anyway so why care?

It’s even faster to put it in ice water and the worst that can happen if you forget about it is your drink gets warm again.

I loved that movie, definitely worth a watch.

I had a coworker who used to dress like this, his go-to was a naval peacoat with a top hat.

On Halloween he came to work wearing a hoodie and jeans and it freaked everyone out.