with tons of interesting stories and anecdotes about life

…which he will find ways to clumsily segue into again and again, regardless of how many times you’ve heard them

The “right answers” are pretty shitty too. I would say all substances are excitations of the fermionic fields.

Sure, but that’s far from a universal experience.

Not only shitty, it’s dumb. Even Adobe knows to give students hefty discounts. It’s how they get new users on the hook.