• Not having to worry too much about maintenance, as there are teams of maintenance people to call to have them handle problems.

Landlords are useless. Every small repair is a year long fight to get them to do anything. .

• Designated parking lots or areas

Not a guarantee, and usually cost extra

• Some places can be affordable

Location dependent*

• Some cool things can be offered like pools, some community related things .etc

Also not a guarantee

• You may have some leniency for when you’re billed for rent/utilities

I’m confused by this one. You deal directly with the utility company either way, so what difference is there between apartment and house?

…you guys have a choice?

TIL Shrek has a daughter

A weird mix of the Electric Slide and the Hustle. The two songs mix flawlessly into each other.

Can confirm from experience. I’m a freelance performance artist. Typical community shows pay maybe $100-200, festivals can pay $1-2k but are harder to get and fuck you over in other ways. The real money is in corporate gigs and weddings, but those kill your spirit.

Lightly bumping the airplane

Most forms of insurance in the US

Three seashells duh

I also bring liquid bandaid most places, it really is superior but you have to wait for the bleeding to (mostly) stop first

My travel kit includes way too many nails, mousetraps, an upholstery stapler, power drill, syringes/needles, and first aid stuff. Sideshow performer so it’s just par for the course. I also use the needles for medication.

Tequila

Meanwhile landlords: two outlets should be enough for a living room right?

Followup question, how much do y’all tip your landlords /s

I passed mine. I’m leaving, I already signed my ticket.

This was weeeell after. Last I saw it was around inauguration.

The Albanian mafia front is still flying theirs, frustratingly

When my parents were my age, they left their country to move to the US in search of opportunities. Now that I’m that age, I’m leaving my country to move to another because of literal Nazis

The family of Puerto Rican trumpers by me took down their MAGA flag so make of that what you will

Really appreciate these responses as an a11y and UX focused frontend SWE

My girlfriend and I (f) moved in together after two dates. Still going strong 5 years later

Trump’s quotes are indistinguishable from Brannigan’s. There’s even gameified versions of this online

I only do well in cities. I need diversity, culture, community, and transit. You don’t get that in the middle of nowhere.