I could do without a few of those

Well, yeah. The middle one of the three on the right is a dead ringer for Kissinger

I have no idea what you are on about

I think you are forgetting the basic premise of the theory

Perl not included in list.

Conclusion: In Perl, everything works as expected

The ending to your story made me really anxious. If I’d managed to get anything typed in from a magazine, I’d save right away. No playin around until that

I like the tabs for the nested loops in the code shown onscreen. As a kid, I’d program in basic (on a Sinclair or a Commodore) but never indent the nested loops. This looks much more modern and legible than anything I was doing at the time. I don’t even remember sample code having tabbed code like this at the time.