troybot [he/him]

Wow an acronym nested in another acronym.

You SLAMMED your PEnis IN the CAR door

I actually did this once and there’s a reason I only did it the one time. Ruined a perfectly good cheese pizza.

You see what happens, Larry?! You see what happens when you find a Stranger in the Alps!

Capcom used the box art Mega Man in Street Fighter x Tekken and I wish they would do more with the character.

I’m not your buddy, friend!

The US will take long term ownership of Ukraine and turn it into “the Riviera of Eastern Europe”

They’re not rocks! They’re minerals.

It’s like reading ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics

Then you return home to find all your stuff was put away in wrong places and have a complete meltdown because you can’t find anything when you need it.