Maybe they change which lanes are which direction depending on traffic flow? I’ve seen that with overhead electric indicators of lanes (red x’s and green check marks).

It is economy

Is that a Silky?

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There’s not many.

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So a tang shandy?

I don’t disagree with you, but the person you’re responding to didn’t mention capitalism?

Dangerously close to describing a folk music festival

Sounds like you’re describing something like the Monowalker

There are some people who have done DIY hiking trailers by chopping up youth bikes too so maybe look into that as well.

Given that a four wheel design spreads the weight to four wheels instead of just two, four wheels can obviously move more weight more easily than two.

Gonna have to disagree just on this point. Unless you’re worried about sinking into soft ground or something, two wheels can take the weight just as well as four. Fewer wheels is often more maneuverable and there’s less friction. I mean, you specifically mention wheelbarrows which show this trade off; stability for easier rolling/maneuverability.

I’m not sure about that… Probably just caught a whiff

Earlier:

So people are fleeing the US? That’s not the brag you think it is…

Early tinder

Maybe a stretch as it’s not parodying a song but parodies Star Wars kinda sorta? Seagulls! (Stop it Now)

Lonely Island has a few (Jack Sparrow) comes to mind but again not a direct parody of a specific song.

Richard Cheese does straight up covers but they are so stylistically different that it’s basically a parody. Chop Suey

Then there’s the classic comedy music duos: Garfunkel & Oates (Loophole), Flight of the Conchords (Business Time)

Bo Burnham’s whole Inside special is fantastic too.

Looks like I’m mostly listing comedy music and not necessarily parodies, but oh well.

Dark Souls randomizer is so much fun

To Be

Lots of great replies, just want to add that if he’s uncircumcised and you haven’t covered the topic yet; washing under the foreskin is important hygiene. Same with washing his ass while we’re on the topic of hygiene.

“Yes Frank, that one’s a chicken too”