Hey! Let’s take a selfie with Mikey! He’s so small this year, let’s all sit together around him! I remember as a kid Mikey was so big!

Now we know what is more profitable:

https://lemmy.world/post/27585832

Forget batteries man! Bottles is where its at!

Elon the felon’s financials:

I’m going to Portland or pornland, one of the two.

Screaming? That was a couple of miles ago. Everyone on the tracks was screaming. Then they went quiet. Now its just getting warmer and warmer. Can’t wait to finally get to Auschwitz and take a shower like the guards said to do!

Hilarious if true… Or not. Either way!

Because after 7 8 9, 0 probably 8 a bunch of other numbers, but O is even fatter so it probably 8 even more!

Yup. But also note that Lemmy is not redundant. You can bring back this channel but without our conversation. We need redundancy and replication.

How about works of art painted in fentanyl laced gelatin paint?

Just giving you all a hint lol. You could paint an entire car in that.

I for one would want a more open source system where a single guy running a server doesn’t have all the power in the forum. It would be awesome if a fedi form of forums took over and one could replicate all the info as relays.

NBC news: Trump saw something on the internet, now is applying tariffs on all types of programming imports. Specially Python for some reason.

A drone carrying a mini Molotov into the inside. Just leave the window open.

I think this is a good point. Another person made a similar comment. And I it totally makes sense. Like I could serve my resume on my personal website and then just link it to a short description on a Lemmy instance or channel that was relevant.

That makes it at least a little harder for data scrubbing bots to get my info when I’m not looking for a job. I can just take my resume off line. With kinked in you basically come to the employee store, find a shelve and you permanently glue your resume there hoping that someone would call you. So all your info is right there for any phishing to take place later.

At work I learned that cyanide is actually very dangerous because it accumulates its effects. Like you have a little now and a little later, then suddenly you can’t get up from bed so you call in sick. Its dangerous stuff.

Sit around and be a land lord. The farmer slaves can just plant and harvest stuff for you oh lord of the dirt field!

So then Photoprism is going to lock my photos and ask my mom for money to see them?

Its selfhosting, not freehosting for yet another asshole company.

The guy bankrupted a casino, not by playing against it and being super lucky, but by owning it. Virtually everything he has ever touched in business has turned to shit. How do you ever in the living fuck screwup stakes at Costco? My cousin with my be good eye and a working elbow could do it.

And now its the country’s second try. This time unhinged, with all the training wheels off. The guy is stepping on the pedal while stripping the car for parts and giving away the fuel. The guy doesn’t even drive, he just fired the chauffeur and is dismantling the car from the inside with a shot gun…full steam ahead on to a nice brick wall and an infinity cliff ready to take us all with him. And Canada and Mexico and Gina. Three and three quarters of a year more of daily atrocities and law breakage. At least Hitler boy brought back the astronauts.

Make kombucha at home and let it carbonize. Its good stuff.

I started with handmedowns donated to my by someone from mastodon that was getting rid of junk computers. All tiny think stations.

Porque no los dos? I hate porch pirates and would love to sprinkle some in glitter. However, some porch pirates I’ll assume are just poor kids. But I am intrigued by people wanting to go into a mortgage for a chance to end up pasted on a wall.

I would also be afraid of dying funny. You know what I mean? Like in old cars you would eat the steering wheel or get your guts removed by the center post of the steering wheel and right thru your spine. Not very funny. But on the Tesla steering wheel you could end up smashing your face right on the screen. Or if you’re a woman, the implants could get sucked right into the two holes of the steering wheel. That would be awkward on a full body viewing… Well it’s a new bra style she was trying… And then you get smacked in the face with a software glitch airbag. Wouldn’t that be nice? Well at Least the steering wheel pit remover problem is solved. Give it a few hundred years and maybe someone will come up with an automated car that doesn’t drive into walls.