Joda? Ni en joda? Pero quien the mocho Los huevos y the mado a españa a cojerte por el coño? Lol. Nadie dice joda en Mexico! No cuando yo vivia ayi. No, en Mexico we dice “que LA chingada”, “que cabrones”, " guey", “pendejo”, " a LA verga", “pinche” y todas las combinaciones. Por ejemplo…"no! Ese buey hijo de toda su pinche reputusima bomba perra chingada verga madre no puede renombrar el puto oceano…osea no? Asi…okay Ora tu. Andale.

the golf of Magastan?

Oh man! Why did I search for that! Yes, don’t inject any of that!

Plus they won’t notice.

How a normal Mexican American misunderstands via conversations with actual Germans…say you got an avocado… Now add salt, its a saltiavocado. Add vinegar, its a saltyvinegaravocado. Now step on it while running and you just “slippedonavinegaravocado” or you had an “avocadoslip”.

I call bullshit. Bullshit doesn’t come.

Hi! 911? Yeas, I need some help, I’m stuck in an elevator… There’s poop everywhere! Hurry!

That’s a great idea! I want my shows with more porn please!.. Sure! Calling your sister about your addictions right away!

actually I don’t have devices for the kids. The only thing available is the TV but we don’t have YouTube in it. YouTube is a pornographical addiction system and people should have to click on a adult confirmation thing to use it.

Now that pornhub has a confirm you’re an adult step before entering, having something like that for YouTube just makes sense. It would remind everyone that the site is for adults since it has uncontrolled adult content in it.

Its an it-like test. You literally need a router to block YouTube.com via DNS and every other means of site blocking possible.

That’s the point. YouTube is pornographical and unlike pornhub you got no control to turn it off. So when my kids login to my computer what? I can’t turn that shit off. That’s one fucked up website.