It’s at least $100 bucks to take the family. More if the kids want popcorn.

Its part of the P - drive jet propulsion system.

In space, no one can hear you pee:

Ahhh! He’s doing that Trump thing!

I was gifted a box of fancy dried mushrooms. I pressure cooked a few from each type with my regular beans. Its actually a great combination. Incredibly, mushrooms need more cooking time than beans.

Jacky Chan is gonna get busy!

Gravity creates, that’s what he means! We must require 40 story buildings with all their showers and toilets on the first floor. All kitchen sinks on the second floor. Reservoirs on the 40th floor.

Americans want kiwis as pets. Trump would like the eggs. Give us kiwis please!

I’m.pulling all my money from the bank so I can have it ready to buy as many houses and condos that I can when we reach bottom… LOL s/

That’s awesome!.. An awesome depression!

Slang for male vagina.

Every day I have to turn the love a little so I don’t freeze to death. Sometimes I collect wood for making love in the brick love place. And I have an instapot that makes my food cook so good by applying a ton of love. Its great to know that our president knows about love and how Jews were made into love and deterrent. You can take a shower and cleanse your body using deterrent. But have you washed your body in deterrent made by other people? I’ll give you an example, all our car fool, which makes our cars hunk, was made by dynosours. I’m sure some was made by dynosweets, like sweet crude fool.

Do it. Don’t show a girl. Keep it for your kids before they turn 10. After 10 they don’t care shit about you. But before 10 you’re hilarious.

The North Koreans are always showing off with their nukes. 1up them!

Gaza has a ton. ruzzia too.

Kids are off on spring break and it was a weekend. That’s the only reason.

Yeah, nobody is gonna go into your own house just to say the line loudly.

I saw it yesterday with the kids and I though it was gonna be boring but then it wasn’t. I shouted at the screen in unison with the kids. Its a kids movie, they will shout.

You click the link, it copies bad code, then asks you to paste the code on a privileged terminal window and hit run.

I saw this a week sometime ago and I had to explain it to all my family members. Evilness.

Easily defeated by not giving users root access.

Go talk to real people. Then have them share thru mastodon. Form a community. Join one around things that interest you. If you’re looking for a girlfriend, go to a university during lunch time and help them with their books. There’s also speed dating.

The healthy power of asbestos crystals in your toothpaste will remove any stubborn bacteria that HCL or Sulfuric acids can’t remove! HSO4! Really! One brushing and you’ll have a permanent smile in no time! …some people may not have a permanent smile depending in rigor mortis.