Midnight Wolf

“can you look at my phone? I can’t pair my Bluetooth earbuds and-”

“since this is a new relationship, you have not met the minimum requirement of fucking me yet. ticket postponed.”

aka a thin-client

“that will be a $3,000 emergency support call. Will that be cash or check?”

…such as? I also use VB on windows at home; it’s what I have always used since a teen, because there were basically no free alternatives

OneDrive

offline

…shoukd we tell them?

I have used NextDNS for my entire network, with different profiles for different devices, and setup to work away from home, for… 4 years now? At least 3. I pay for the premium plan but the only difference is the number of queries you can have (and thereby filter). One device can definitely stay below the free threshold.

I looked at AG when researching but didn’t like the offering for some reason, don’t recall what exactly. When I went from testing to full use I had to get the paid tier as we use checks 3,848,010 queries in the last rolling 30d. Free limits you to 300k/30d.

I’m unaware of the options for AG, but ND is really nice. And the multiple profile system is 👌. Dial in the settings for devices/users to keep my network, and therefore their devices, as safe as I can, punching holes as needed only for that device/user.

(I’m also the type of person you talk about - I use two layers of DNS filtering (router, then ND), use snort on the router, I run GrapheneOS, all my cloud data is on-prem with hardware I own, my main server uses encryption at rest for almost all data, and off-site backups are encrypted in transit and with seperate keys at rest… :p)

Not being able to get off certainly would piss me off something awful… checks out

Fuck, guys dousing themselves in an entire fucking can of axe, all throughout middle and high school. gag

“I want to speak with your meownager”

Found the lemmy account for HPs CEO

See above nested comment; tune aren’t inherently a safety concern.

See above nested comment

There’s a difference between ‘physical work required’ and ‘plug in this dongle and run the exe’ though

Ehh doubt, but I don’t have a tesla to verify. If I can sever the connection to the home base, I can fuck with it however I want, and their kill switch is useless. Maybe they implemented the kill switch in the modem or something, but again I can’t test. I highly doubt that when you’re road-tripping in bumfuck nowhere the ap disables itself…

Anybody want to give me $40k? We can be besties.

I’m talking ‘I disabled the awareness requirement of autopilot’ or ‘I fucked with the object detection and here goes my beta test yolo’ or ‘I added a button to disable all the lights so I can covertly street race’ or…

Mixed feelings on this. Yeah, you buy it you should own it. But if your ability to fuck with a two-ton rolling death machine puts my ass at risk, we’ve got a fucking problem.

It’s a diet aid too? This keeps getting better and better.

That’s unfortunate :(

Oh what the fuck, dev came off like a fucking ass to a minor suggestion.

What’s going on? I’ve seen this new browser engine referenced recently a decent bit but I have no info beyond ‘it’s new and exists’.