𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢

My phone recognises touch inputs I do with my knuckles. Knock for screenshot, knock with two knuckles for screen record, and draw an S shape with my knuckle to start a scroll shot.

This is fantastic.

Samesies. Will also be one of the harder things to cut out. I have GER/EN/UA and it works very well, apart from some capitalisation errors.

BuzzFeed was actually doing very solid investigative journalism after it got over its listicle phase.

Where’s the Dijon mustard then?!

We’re not bringing groovy back. Period.

I need help

Hey, I’ll lick people with conventionally unattractive faces if they’re funny.

The fuck is causal sex.

Prosper like Tau shall.

I have a 3L Prosecco bottle on my shelf for when this cunt eats shit.

rif gang

Makes me consider doing that again.

Years ago I had a Samsung Galaxy Alpha and ran LineageOS on it but that just completely fucked the battery optimisation. Did this get better? Better than Google even?