It’s against my morals to use another persons mental anguish for my own amusement, but if she annoys me for years even after I’ve brought it up with Susan from HR I would eventually do that.

Not very much. Not that I’m proud of what I posted on the internet when I was a teen but it’s nothing extreme.

Hannah, because in a few months she won’t be just engaged so she will turn less annoying.

Also Wallace. I generally don’t mind old people. Maybe I’m getting old myself but stay off my lawn!

In what way are you mean to yourself?

Do something today that your future self will appreciate. What would you do to a friend to be kind? Do that for yourself in the future.

Yes, and barbed wire, Czech hedgehogs, guard towers with snipers.

Jokes aside apart from preventing a ball flying into traffic during recess what are we trying to achieve?