I mean, I figured it was more meme-y than accurate, but good to know. Still, they’re smart as fuck and mourn their dead, and seem to have rituals, sacred spaces, and generational knowledge. Shrink them suckers down and let me give a whole herd of petite pachyderms a patch of paradise, please
Oompa loompa doompety dooI’ve got a perfect puzzle for youOompa loompa doompety deeIf you are wise you’ll listen to me
What do you get when you capture and cage
Tiny elephants filled with wisdom and rage?
Forcing them to work against their own will
What do you think they’ll do when they’ve had their fill?
Oompa loompa doompety dackIf you’re not cruel, they won’t attackYou will live in happiness tooLike the Oompa Loompa doompety do
They may be small but they’re clever and bright
With memories long and a thirst to fight
They’ll band together while you sleep at night
And stomp on your toes with all of their might!
Oompa loompa doompety dightListen to now and set things rightYou can befriend them instead of enslaveAnd they’ll trumpet your name from tunnel to cave
What can you gain from your wicked small zoo?
When friendship and trunk-shakes are waiting for you?
The karma returning from your evil schemes
Will haunt all your days and plague all your dreams!
Oompa loompa doompety dooTreat little creatures with respect that’s trueOompa loompa doompety deeSet those wee elephants instantly free!
Don’t let me harsh your vibe here, but are you sure about the moon thing? https://www.iflscience.com/the-internet-appears-to-believe-elephants-worship-the-moon-58666
I’m down with chihuahua-sized elephants, though, don’t get me wrong here.
I mean, I figured it was more meme-y than accurate, but good to know. Still, they’re smart as fuck and mourn their dead, and seem to have rituals, sacred spaces, and generational knowledge. Shrink them suckers down and let me give a whole herd of petite pachyderms a patch of paradise, please
Just saying that, if they are sapient, you’d basically be doing an Oompa Loompa to the elephants.
Oompa loompa doompety doo I’ve got a perfect puzzle for you Oompa loompa doompety dee If you are wise you’ll listen to me
What do you get when you capture and cage Tiny elephants filled with wisdom and rage? Forcing them to work against their own will What do you think they’ll do when they’ve had their fill?
Oompa loompa doompety dack If you’re not cruel, they won’t attack You will live in happiness too Like the Oompa Loompa doompety do
They may be small but they’re clever and bright With memories long and a thirst to fight They’ll band together while you sleep at night And stomp on your toes with all of their might!
Oompa loompa doompety dight Listen to now and set things right You can befriend them instead of enslave And they’ll trumpet your name from tunnel to cave
What can you gain from your wicked small zoo? When friendship and trunk-shakes are waiting for you? The karma returning from your evil schemes Will haunt all your days and plague all your dreams!
Oompa loompa doompety doo Treat little creatures with respect that’s true Oompa loompa doompety dee Set those wee elephants instantly free!