Merlu@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 month agoWhat's the funniest belief you had when you were a child ?message-squaremessage-square9fedilinkarrow-up11file-text
arrow-up11message-squareWhat's the funniest belief you had when you were a child ?Merlu@lemmy.ml to Asklemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square9fedilinkfile-text
When i was a child, i believed autopilot really worked like in the movie Airplane, that it was an inflatable dummy.
minus-squareSuck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoI ran up to my mom once, completely serious and said, “Mom! I know why all fat people are short. They use up all their skin!” I felt like a genius until she laughed so hard she fell on the floor and peed a little.
minus-squareTrainguyrom@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoMy daughter recently asked me “ladybugs are good? Because they eat orphans?” And after a moment of stifled laughter and thought I said “aphids. They eat aphids and yes that makes them good because aphids will eat your plants”
I ran up to my mom once, completely serious and said, “Mom! I know why all fat people are short. They use up all their skin!”
I felt like a genius until she laughed so hard she fell on the floor and peed a little.
My daughter recently asked me “ladybugs are good? Because they eat orphans?” And after a moment of stifled laughter and thought I said “aphids. They eat aphids and yes that makes them good because aphids will eat your plants”