• Lord Wiggle@lemmy.worldOP
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    2 days ago

    Ha! Joke’s on you, twice a day I’m forced to move, because the drama will start: “hoooooman, I’m soooooooo hungry!🥺 Children in Africa are nothing compared to us😿, you need to feed us, RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR I’LL KILL YOU🤬, pleeeeeaaase? I luv yooouuu, so so much😻, FOOD! NOW ASSHOLE!😾” *throws everything they can find on the ground