cm0002@lemmy.cafe to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 7 days agoBingo of crappy IT processesimagemessage-square81fedilinkarrow-up1613cross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1613imageBingo of crappy IT processescm0002@lemmy.cafe to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square81fedilinkcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-squareWindex007@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·edit-27 days agoSpecial prize for blackout? A pizza party from 12-12:30, perhaps?
minus-squareColonel Panic@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·7 days ago12:15. And you bring your own pizza. Best we can do because budgets been tight after we spent 7 million dollars on the new 3rd party software system. It’s turnkey and will solve all our issues right out of the box though.
minus-squareℍ𝕂-𝟞𝟝@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·6 days agoturnkey /tûrn′kē″/ noun The keeper of the keys in a prison; a jailer. A person who has charge of the keys of a prison, for opening and fastening the doors; a warder. An instrument with a hinged claw, – used for extracting teeth with a twist. Sounds about right.
Special prize for blackout?
A pizza party from 12-12:30, perhaps?
12:15. And you bring your own pizza. Best we can do because budgets been tight after we spent 7 million dollars on the new 3rd party software system. It’s turnkey and will solve all our issues right out of the box though.
turnkey /tûrn′kē″/ noun
The keeper of the keys in a prison; a jailer.
A person who has charge of the keys of a prison, for opening and fastening the doors; a warder.
An instrument with a hinged claw, – used for extracting teeth with a twist.
Sounds about right.