schizoidman@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoEaster Eggs Are So Expensive Americans Are Dyeing Potatoeswww.nytimes.comexternal-linkmessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up1180file-text
arrow-up1180external-linkEaster Eggs Are So Expensive Americans Are Dyeing Potatoeswww.nytimes.comschizoidman@lemm.ee to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square15fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareit_depends_man@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·3 days agoAmericans are dyeing ONIONS confirmed.
minus-squareALQ@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·3 days agoCutting potatoes makes Americans cry, got it.
minus-squareMichaelHawkinSnider@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·3 days agoI can give a more creditable source. My co-worker dyed her hair this week; I can confirm Americans are now dying their hair for Easter.
minus-squareTolookah@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·3 days agoYou heard it here first! Their coworker is a potato!
minus-squareCarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 days agoChrist. Has this ever happened before?!?!
minus-squareCarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 days agoI recently heard America has the Guinness World Record for most dyed onions in roundabouts.
Americans are dyeing ONIONS confirmed.
Cutting potatoes makes Americans cry, got it.
I can give a more creditable source.
My co-worker dyed her hair this week; I can confirm Americans are now dying their hair for Easter.
You heard it here first! Their coworker is a potato!
Christ. Has this ever happened before?!?!
I recently heard America has the Guinness World Record for most dyed onions in roundabouts.