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I am, but it’s only because I’m barely coping. Gotta laugh sometimes, since I’m crying the rest.

Cutting potatoes makes Americans cry, got it.

I meant vosotros, yes, thank you! Sorry, it’s been over two decades since I was in Spanish class; I mixed vos and vosotros up.

I’m a bit concerned with myself that I instantly recognized the nose. You didn’t let me down.

Oh my goodness, that fluffy tail! Such a pretty kitty!

Maybe it’s because I’m from California, but we learned Mexico-Spanish. The books included Spain-Spanish (i.e. vos conjugations), but my teachers never included it in our lessons.

McBride is truly awe-inspiring. She’s so strong.

This was my first thought, too 😂

Wait until I’m about to die, then go back to when the first land-dwelling animals first started coming ashore. I’d bring a bunch of cockroaches with me and then I’d die there. Either the roaches or my decaying corpse will hopefully cause enough change to the timeline that humanity never develops in the first place.

I think that’s the most I could screw over the (human) world.

Deal!

Hi Canada,

I will miss you. I hope, someday, after we take down this thug, we can be friends again.

Sincerely,

California

PS: I would also accept adoption, should you ever want to go there.

Careful, we won’t have burn units here in the US for much longer.

…now I feel bad for the therapist I’m going to talk with next week. (I’d laugh, but I’d also cry.)

I like to call it the “ta da!” because the Spanish acronym is TDAH. Who doesn’t like being able to say “ta da!”?

US federal employees:

Leaving behind only Saddam Hussein.

Fuck, I am so sorry people are saying that to you. I can see myself saying it to a close friend as a gallows humor joke, but not with a stranger.

Hugs to you, my friend. You still being around, you not giving up - that is heroic.

You forgot Nazi.

You answering this so normally makes this a quality shitpost for me.

Gross. I hope they’re graffitied all over before the end of the week.