• CM400@lemmy.world
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    20 hours ago

    Until someone that owns an asbestos mine buys one of those trump gold cards…

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      17 hours ago

      Reminds me of Kingdom of Loathing. They tried to make a joke out of getting materials from mines in the game that aren’t mined, like linoleum (which is made from linseed oil). You go to a mine and get “linoleum ore” in the game. Or asbestos ore. Because they didn’t know that asbestos is actually a mineral that is mined.

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          15 hours ago

          Fight a rushing bum in the sleazy back alley, and they drop bum cheeks when defeated. This is a hat that offers a small amount of armor and slight stench resistance. Get two of them and meatpaste them together and it forms an ass hat, which offers a little more armor and slight sleaze damage in addition to stench resistance.

          I love that fucking game.

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            I once helped someone get a Hodgman’s Imaginary Hamster and in return he gifted me a few IRL pot plants (Super Lemon Haze, a damn good strain) that I used to pull myself and my Dad out of a pit.

            Game inadvertently saved our lives, and I still haven’t gotten to thank John Hodgman.

            (Yes, the game is that insane and silly. Getting that damn hamster requires at least 10 people working together.)

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              Lol you fucking what? John Hodgman did what? I’m so confused lol. I can’t tell if you’re talking about a video game or real life.

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                John Hodgman wrote the book My Areas of Expertise, which has a list of hobo names for some bizarre reason.

                Kingdom of Loathing, in making a multi-player clan hobo dungeon, used that list of names as a random hobo name generator, and then named the boss of the whole place Hodgman, the Hoboverlord.

                I went to a standup show where Hodgman was supposed to do a set and he had cancelled, replaced with Brian Posehn. Brian was also awesome but I really wanted to tell John Hodgman how he inadvertently saved my life.

                Now the details of how you get that specific item are even weirder but I’m done phone typing.