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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

Anon plays Pokemon Go

sh.itjust.works

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Anon plays Pokemon Go

sh.itjust.works

🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago
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  • oceanA
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    Not China but Saudi Arabia does

    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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      from 2022. Now both have his dicklett

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        Dickletts belong to the world

  • latenightnoir@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    In an age of surveillance, flashing your junk to the footage reviewer is an act of rebellion. Means this is officially Punk™.

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      You know, it’s lucky for us they’re also really uncomfortable with nudity.

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    Anon turns on his camera app and tries to capture his ‘diglett’

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    Gay: anons penis wasnt visable due to him having chastity on

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    deleted by creator

    • oceanA
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      Racism, classic

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        deleted by creator

        • oceanA
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          That’s not a thing, but I’ll give you -100 street creds plus 37 dude creds

          • lilsolar@sh.itjust.works
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            How’d u make the joke even more unfunny

      • RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com
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        How is that racism?

        • oceanA
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          OP clearly is implying that a small penis is too big for China meaning the latter has even smaller one’s.

          • RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com
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            That’s a possibility, but I don’t think it’s as certain as you suggest.

            It could also be a dig on Chinese products being poor quality, in part due to CCP influence.

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              That would be silly though. Most high quality products come from China. The bad Chinese products are made for western companies demanding slop

              • RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com
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                Yeah I kinda figured you were a tankie, but this confirms it.

                • oceanA
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                  Okay bud. Thinking Chinese capitalism produces high and low quality products and American capitalists buy crappy products because people buy it equals tankie. Easy block for annoying brain dead comment.

                  Bro thinks I’m a tankie because I’m anti racist. Found the sinophobe.

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    3 year old post. Weird.

    • ActuallyGoingCrazy@sh.itjust.works
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      Well it’s not like they’re making new ones at the moment.

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        How hard did that site get fucked? I hear of platforms getting hacked but they’re usually back up by the time I get the news.

        • sleep_deprived@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          The last I heard, the issue is that the person that maintained the code left, so it’s still on some super old version of PHP. So they need to upgrade the entire codebase to a modern version, which can be a very involved process. I could definitely be wrong though.

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            I want 4chan to live to see another day so I can keep getting these greentexts. I’m thinking that they must be in some serious trouble if the site is still down…

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              There’s no way they can use the existing code, or they will be hacked very quickly again, assuming it’s filled with vulnerabilities

        • SynopsisTantilize@lemm.ee
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          Yea I tried last night and they were still gone

        • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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          I just tried and it’s still gone, but it says “See you soon!”, so maybe there’s hope (not really).

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      Well, there’s no new ones atm

    • [email protected]@sh.itjust.works
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      I’m a bit confused, why is resharing a greentext, a medium that survived due to resharing, peculiar?

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      I didn’t realize content had expiration dates.

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