• Godric@lemmy.world
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      21 hours ago

      Or the cat could secretly be a wicked witch, who then vows to make an evil AI to contact aliens in order to slay all humans in revenge. Who knows what monstrous things could happen as a consequence of getting a cat wet???

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        10 hours ago

        I never thought of it that way.

        battle snare drum to a montage of buying Super Soakers, ending with a one-liner to camera…

        …It’s time to get some pussies wet… and witches. But mainly the pussies because the aliens. Damn it, I ruined the one-liner.