There was a news article I read maybe a decade ago. I’m probably forgetting a few details, but heres the jist:
Down in Florida there was a closed beach. The beach was open certain months, but this was not that month.
The reason the beach was closed was because inside the little pond/swamp/finger lake were alligators in mating season.
This beach also had fences blocking access. Meaning even to get on the beach you had to jump a fence that was covered in warning signs.
So this dumbass shows up to the beach, puts his towel down by the water, and is just about to get in the water.
Cop pulls up on the other side of the fence, and starts yelling they need to get out of there, that they are in danger.
Guy ignores him and starts walking towards the water. Cop is yelling the water is filled with alligators, and it’s 6pm, so it’s feeding hour. He is in danger even being on the beach at all, but going in the water is certain death.
Guy gets in the water while yelling “FUCK THE ALLIGATORS!”
No sooner had he yelled that when his body was ripped violently underwater. Blood filled the water, and a feeding frenzy had ensued. His body ripped to shreds while his family, still on the beach cried on for the cop to do something. The cops simply told them “there is zero chance I am crossing this fence. If you were smart, you wouldn’t be on that side either.”
Was that you? Did you once get ripped to shreds by alligators because you made plans to go to the beach?
Everyone down voting a story about alligators ripping a.dude apart in front of his family by a person called Lost_My_Mind. What is the fediverse coming to?
There was a news article I read maybe a decade ago. I’m probably forgetting a few details, but heres the jist:
Down in Florida there was a closed beach. The beach was open certain months, but this was not that month.
The reason the beach was closed was because inside the little pond/swamp/finger lake were alligators in mating season.
This beach also had fences blocking access. Meaning even to get on the beach you had to jump a fence that was covered in warning signs.
So this dumbass shows up to the beach, puts his towel down by the water, and is just about to get in the water.
Cop pulls up on the other side of the fence, and starts yelling they need to get out of there, that they are in danger.
Guy ignores him and starts walking towards the water. Cop is yelling the water is filled with alligators, and it’s 6pm, so it’s feeding hour. He is in danger even being on the beach at all, but going in the water is certain death.
Guy gets in the water while yelling “FUCK THE ALLIGATORS!”
No sooner had he yelled that when his body was ripped violently underwater. Blood filled the water, and a feeding frenzy had ensued. His body ripped to shreds while his family, still on the beach cried on for the cop to do something. The cops simply told them “there is zero chance I am crossing this fence. If you were smart, you wouldn’t be on that side either.”
Was that you? Did you once get ripped to shreds by alligators because you made plans to go to the beach?
Everyone down voting a story about alligators ripping a.dude apart in front of his family by a person called Lost_My_Mind. What is the fediverse coming to?