🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 days agoAnon is a fightersh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square199fedilinkarrow-up1581
arrow-up1581imageAnon is a fightersh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 3 days agomessage-square199fedilink
minus-squareEtterra@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·3 days agoI’m pretty sure 800 lbs of angry silverback would beat whatever krav maga bullshit, but whatever tough guy. Let me just grab a snack before you convince that normally peaceful ape to tear your fucking arm off.
minus-square_stranger_@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up22·3 days agoYeah, we weighs less than an average female gorilla. A preteen probably outweighs him. Newton has a few things to say about what will happen.
minus-squarebaguettefish@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 days agoyou just fight a really slow gorilla instead
minus-squareRvTV95XBeo@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 days agoA gorilla at rest stays at rest, just wait for him to go to sleep then you literally can’t lose. I think… I sucked at gorilla physics class.
I’m pretty sure 800 lbs of angry silverback would beat whatever krav maga bullshit, but whatever tough guy. Let me just grab a snack before you convince that normally peaceful ape to tear your fucking arm off.
Yeah, we weighs less than an average female gorilla. A preteen probably outweighs him. Newton has a few things to say about what will happen.
you just fight a really slow gorilla instead
A gorilla at rest stays at rest, just wait for him to go to sleep then you literally can’t lose.
I think… I sucked at gorilla physics class.