I was once on a team that would filter out staging-only bugs in bug triage meetings. The team would only ever fix a bug if it was found in production. It was exactly as foot-gun as it sounds.

Managers when a tester does this in a planning meeting, asking for more time to write better teats: 😠

Managers when a staff level engineer does this in a post-fuckup root cause analysis meeting telling everyone what went wrong: 🤤

Managers when the tester points out it wouldn’t have happened if tests for it had gotten written:

I buried these feelings beneath metric tons of Star Trek memes, how dare you resurface them.

Happiest Ghibli Movie:

Mom’s going to die and Dad doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing half the time. A giant monster lives in the ghost tree behind your ash-haunted house.

Bonus: You may have killed your little sister when you left her in the dust crying because her toddler legs couldn’t keep up with you.

I’ll admit, I was fooled by the lack of a husk, but yes, I see it now.

Are you suggesting 1-up mushrooms migrate?

I appreciate Typescript for addressing the sins of its predecessor.

And some of those choices are mistakes.

regret.

(Kidding, it’s delicious)

I’m here to kill the guy who tries to stop the guy who kills JFK.

👀

The Postal Service taught me this

It was more like False, Source: this paper that says True.

That’s the point of religion. Trick the brain into thinking everything is going according to plan so that it gives out the happy time drugs instead of the “you need to wake the fuck up and do something about this” drugs. The religion pushers get their cut, and everyone thinks their happy.

They make nothing. They’re compensated for destroying things, and considering it’s musk, they’re likely given relatively little money in return for their time.

Even if the only thing you do all day is sit on the toilet and yell at the Internet, you’re already a bigger net positive on society.

You’re giving this person a lot of credit. It’s probably all in the same table and this idiot is probably doing something like a for-loop over an integer range (the length of the table) where it pulls the entire table down every iteration of the loop, dumps it to a local file, and then uses plain text search or some really bad regex’s to find the data they’re looking for.

That’s not ice, it’s frozen poutine.

I volunteer at food shelters, and every now and then we get something we can’t really hand out, like unground coffee beans, so I ended up with a large bag of some Starbucks ultra dark roast of some kind. Had a leopard? on the bag. It smelled like boiled cat shit the instant I opened the bag, went in the compost bin immediately.

praying fascism loses again in the end

Well, that’s what pretty much everyone on the far left is doing, which is going to do absolutely nothing to change anything, and that’s my point. Tear down the Dems and the not-progressive-enoughs all you want, at least they have their asses out there trying to do something instead of literally waiting to die.