Okay, so we officially have our first sex scene coming up, and that means music. I’m holding a three-way poll to see how people want me to tackle this. However this poll shakes out is how I’ll be handling all four of the sex scenes.

The first option (Option 1) is that I cover all unique lyrics one time and skip repeated lyrics. The second option (Option 2) is that I cover every single line spoken no matter how often it’s repeated (the most extreme example of this is going to show up in the second sex scene). However, each title is unique. The third option (Option 3) is that song lyrics don’t count as dialogue (the mission statement of this series is technically to sequentially exhaust every single line of “dialogue”).

In order to vote, there will be three comments below with each option, what they mean, and some pros and cons for each. You don’t have to vote on just one; instead, upvote the one(s) you like and downvote the one(s) you dislike.

  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.worldOP
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    Option 3: Cover no lyrics whatsoever. (ex. “I will, I will, I will” gets zero posts.)

    Pros:

    • This is technically the correct interpretation, as I started this challenge saying “every line of dialogue”; lyrics aren’t dialogue.
    • No NSFW screenshots, so viewable in public.
    • The lyrics are probably among the least funny parts of this movie.

    Cons:

    • You miss out on all of the lyrics and screenshots no matter how funny they are. There are four of these in the movie, so that’s at least a few months’ worth of content and 10+ minutes of the film.
    • You potentially cheapen the challenge and make it feel less-than-whole, even if it’s technically, pedantically correct.