• essell@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Connically they do! Or maybe something else

    If being chased by a vampire, the advice is scatter seeds on the ground, the vampire will be compelled to stop and count them

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      2 days ago

      “Canonically.”

      And this was pretty funny in The X-Files, when Mulder spilled sunflower seeds. The vampire drops to the floor and starts counting, spitting at him, “You dick!