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Instructions unclear: stuck hand up pussy and got voted in as President
Ummmm … sir … Mr president sir … that wasn’t a pussy
Doesn’t matter
had sexgot elected
Just distract her with a piece of cheese.
Wrong. You hold a bag of Tacos in her face and say very firmly and confidently “The power of the Mexican Gods compells you, Evil Spirit. Leave this woman’s body!”
This is way off. Everybody knows the best way is to tell her to calm down. If it doesn’t work the first time or seems to have the opposite effect, just do it again. Keep doing it and she will eventually stop.
Don’t forget to point out that they’re being irrational.
And ask if it’s that time of the month.
