Pretend he has to go take a shit or something.

I love that. Whatever the reason, we all have different needs. We’re all better off if we make room for each-others hang-ups.

Businesses should be able to have more than one staff to cover breaks. If there was only one employee who disappeared for fifteen minutes to take a shit, I’d still not go back or support their business. I used to run a restaurant that sometimes ran as few as two people, but one is unacceptable.