Here it is:
- Dell Base
- Dell Plus
- Dell Premium
- Dell Pro Base
- Dell Pro Plus
- Dell Pro Premium
- Dell Pro Max Base
- Dell Pro Max Plus
- Dell Pro Max Premium
What a time to be alive
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I can only conclude that someone in marketing at Dell really liked ChatGPT.
It’s like their entire product line can be named with a script seeded with random buzzwords:
function generateProductName() { const baseName = 'Dell' const buzzwords = ['Base', 'Plus', 'Premium', 'Pro', 'Max'] let modelName = '' for (let i = 0; i < 1+ Math.ceil(Math.random() * buzzwords.length); i++) { modelName += ` ${buzzwords[Math.floor(Math.random() * buzzwords.length)]}` } return baseName + modelName }
for (let i=0; i<6; i++) { console.log(generateProductName()) } Dell Premium Pro Plus Pro Max Dell Base Dell Max Plus Dell Pro Pro Pro Dell Plus Dell Base Plus
dell$=apple$
Dell should “Just shut down the company and give the money back to the shareholders.”
Ugh, what did they do to the mobile site? It auto chops up the comic and cuts off the words so it has vertical scroll 🤮
Except “AIDS” was the only version of Vista there ever was.
I think we should pass a law than mandates any product marketed as “Pro” or “Professional” shall include minimum 15 years of service, 15 years of spare parts and releases with repair guides and schematics.