wtf is with this cookie opt out? Ive never seen them as egregious as this one. 1600 partners where the motherload of ‘legitimate interest’ are hidden on the third tab at the bottom, where you can only individually uncheck? Pass.

“But I was too drunk to remember doing it!” is an interesting defense. Maybe if he gets a good lawyer they can claim since he didn’t take anything, he may have just been drunkenly trying to do business with his bank, without realizing it was closed. Plead it down to drunk and disorderly with a destruction of private property instead of, ya know, trying robbing a bank.

“Guys, do I have a drinking problem?”