Owl

Wish granted ! Stand right there I’ll be back in a sec !

Yeah, look she couldn’t even dress up to greet you. She must be really really tired

or insist that the computer spontaneously deleted their data

That can happen on windows

A teacher telling us to wash our hands after school

I took it a bit too much at heart now I wash my hands 100~200 of times / day

Yes they are as dry as they can be

Flatpak ? Yeah, I too like to go to Ikea

Yes, everything (really, everything) just works, even on funky hardware like those tablet-pc things.

Duckplugs*