Cruxifux

Oh yeah, the “I act like I’m smarter than everyone but I’m actually a fucking idiot who’s never actually read a book on economics and gets all his info from uncited YouTube videos, also I’m going to be super condescending about it” type of guy. Those guys are the worst.

It’s because most people don’t like right wingers, and they know it, so they try to hide behind that.

God I hate that guy

This is dead ass the funniest shit I’ve read in years

I have always said I can’t hold a grudge to save my life. I thought it was maybe because I’m just a good person but this actually makes way more sense, because I am certainly not a good person.

At the end of the day they’re still capitalists.

Damn I fucking love that.

If that ain’t the definition of enshittification then I don’t know what is.

I remember angrily soaking the numbers and waiting for the stuoid dial circle thing to return to the middle so you could get the next button.

I also remember me and my buddies throwing our flip phones at each other or the ground and shit, not as a novelty but because those things were just indestructible. It was more of a danger to who you were throwing it at than to itself. Safer to throw a rock at your friend than those phones in most cases.

Exercise, play music, go jogging around town and meet new people all the time. Basically what I do now except not having to condense it into the little time I have off.

We’ll be called “Fellating the Machine”

Little darlings is a fucking creepy name for a strip club.

Going through the same with my dog. She’s been with me since before I even started dating my wife. I’m gonna miss her.

Calva Louise is also good. The music videos are crazy cool

Second this band. These chicks rule.

Nemophila is an Asian all female band that fucking stomps.

Amaranthe is catchy as fuck melodic death metal with a female singer.

Hanzel und Gretyl is industrial rock that’s on the heavy side and has a female vocalist.

Jinjer is female fronted and heavy as fuck.

Maid of Ace is an all girl crossover thrash punk band. Scowl is good too for this.

Sumo Cyco is Canadian hard rock/heavy metal fronted by a chick who does the voice of Barbie in a bunch of animated Barbie movies.

I hate them. I hate that everything is always trying to sell you something or trick you into generating profit somehow. It makes me want to burn down a bank.

I’m so exhausted by Christian’s bitching about gay people. The only people who care about your stupid religion are the people in that religion. Nobody else gives a shit. Quit trying to make your stupid belief in magic everyone else’s problem.

Second both of these answers. If I was incredibly wealthy the first thing I would do is have an octopus pet.

Hard agree. I work construction. Those protective glass things shatter in my pocket like the day I get them. Then I have a broken glass look until I get annoyed and peel it off. I haven’t used a screen protector for a year and a half on my stupid iPhone ten and no scratches or breaks. Screen protectors seem like a scam to me at this point, especially when if my screen does break I can replace it for like 100 bucks.