Cruxifux

I’ve quit jobs for ethical reasons. But I’m a carpenter, it’s easy to find a job in my field.

Do daggerfall and arena too

Nobody in the history of the world has ever held those three fingers up to mean four or six

…what? I am staring at my hand and turning it back and forth and I honestly have no idea what you’re talking about

I’m not really following you. How is iv or vi represented in your theory?

Cruxifux gang bang!

That’s what I mean. The FBI has been known to infiltrate. I didn’t say it was easy lol

Organize. Do it in secret. Be careful. But also you need to be meeting violence with violence.

Your boyfriend is a cat?

Crabs is women lobsters is men. I don’t know why. I saw a stand up bit that was similar to that and often wondered if they got it from there or if it’s like a franchise thing. The bartender said he had no idea.

The crab had a skirt on and the lobster had a suit and bow tie on. So that tipped you off I guess haha

I’m a carpenter. We love to do that too.

My wife was impressed with my miniatures when I showed her honestly. There’s seriously more chicks that appreciate that shit than the internet would have you believe.

I mean it’s sylvan lake so. Yeah probably.

Wait, do you think women would be impressed by my hand painted warhammer figurines because that would change everything

There’s a bar on the beach town near me that uses “lobsters” and “crabs” as it’s bathroom door identifiers.

Shit posts are not jokes. Shit posts are serious business.

Cold, hot, and goth.

No.

I have a buddy who’s in a metal band named Vlad, and his stage name is Vlad the Inhaler, which makes me laugh every time.

Honestly they lost me at “Gavin”