Don’t tell me what to do.

That list keeps getting smaller

I beat my wife at Mario Kart and now she won’t play me anymore.

Bold of you to assume they’d actually pay.

Yeah, I guess not.

Nice try but you can’t fool me, that’s clearly oreo ice cream.

Nothing wrong with crossposting

Has !aneurysmposting vibes

Only if they really make it worth my while and there are no better options.

You can also mash them, boil them, or put them in a stew.

Africa/Middle east is what I’d heard previously but I think the article I last read was a misunderstanding of this:

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/science/ancient-stone-tools-found-in-ukraine-may-have-been-used-by-early-humans-over-1-million-years-ago

Looks like it might have just been a poorly written headline but the earliest stuff I’ve heard in the past was either Africa or Middle East:

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/science/ancient-stone-tools-found-in-ukraine-may-have-been-used-by-early-humans-over-1-million-years-ago

I might have misread it but I’d previously heard Africa and somewhere in the middle east (Ur, current day Iraq was a big city)

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/science/ancient-stone-tools-found-in-ukraine-may-have-been-used-by-early-humans-over-1-million-years-ago

Hell if I know, it just seems to happen. I don’t think I can consciously do it.

You could use a potato, don’t need crazy specs

Keep until the wheels fall off!

Nice down vote, you can go find it yourself now (or remain ignorant, I don’t really care if you learn anything new or not).

Embarrassed, but not fucked.

The earliest record of humans, it was pretty recently discovered.

It’s OK to run a fan at night