Before that was the tea party loons, before that was the airbrushed WMD photos, before that was McCarthyism…

When the other side is always fascist, the answer is always FUCK OFF NAZI PUNKS

(Maybe people wouldn’t hate the “other side” if it wasn’t straight up 4th reich on paper 🤷)

That’s the part that I still can’t wrap my head around. We know it will be shameless shilling and nepotism along with stochastic terrorism and still vote for it anyway? Wtf

If you’ve been getting duped for 50 years, then maybe you’re just too stupid to vote. People with a bit of a plant in their pocket have been disenfranchised for a lot less

Hopefully the increase in drilling leads to Mother Earth washing us all away in a massive flood. Poke enough and it might poke back…

I see a lot more Trek memes here than on reddit and I love every one

I was at a hockey game last weekend where a guy proposed. The camera man couldn’t even be bothered to walk down and catch their faces so all we saw was the back of their heads on the Jumbotron, I thought it was hilarious.

At other peoples’ wedding, that’s just rude.

I want to be rich enough that I can walk down the street and just uplift people who need a helping hand. I also do not want to live in a world where the wealth disparity is so egregious someone getting a chance to succeed or not depends on my whim.

Are they taking it off the helmets too, did we solve racism already?

It’s still somewhat incredible to me that the label “Antifa” is used as a pejorative by some of these talking heads.

Uhh, last I checked we committed a whole bunch of boats and soldiers to literally blowing the brains out of nazi skulls on one particular Day…

Opposing fascism should be the default American stance, we’re just riddled with cancer/capitalism

I mean Sisko kind of does when he describes how the Bell riots have to take place before we unite as a planet and join the Federation

My grandfather was antifa and so am I. The 1911 is a solid choice for nazis.

There’s a part I need to install in my car. The box has been sitting right next to the front door for two weeks…I’ll knock it out over the weekend I promise

(Narrator: He will in fact most likely watch hockey and drink beer on the couch)

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve gone looking in a closet for something to work on project #7 and found the missing piece to project #4 I put right there to remember…I would promptly lose the change jar for a year or so

Happy the One Meal to you too, although mine is picked at all through the night

I went looking for a new cabin air filter since I had a gift card. The auto employee had literally no clue what I was talking about and just pointed at the wall of air filters with a shrug. Five seconds in an O’Reilly and I was on the way home

Sure it’s annoying but I don’t mind helping grandma with her Word doc after she cooked dinner for everyone

I can back into a space at full speed, lined up perfectly while barely touching the wheel. Parallel parking is something I do so little, I forget how to line up every time and feel like a fool

My elementary school had two kindergarten teachers with the same last name, my only memory of kindergarten is roll call on the first day when the teacher told me I was in the wrong room and I had to walk out with the other kids chuckling. Seems like our brains hold on to only the strongest emotional moments be they good or bad.