US already has 50 and adding another star is so much more a pain in the ass.
Please save us from neoliberalism.
Shatner pulls a “no u” after everyone already made that joke for weeks already.
I don’t know why people still pay attention to him
He’s old, it takes him a minute to catch up
He actually, started, the joke, before, everyone else, but, with all, the pauses, it took, longer, to finish, it.
To boldly go where everyone else has been before.
I’m in!
Fully agree, where to start?
first assasinate donald and vance
We don’t want you. Split into 50 countries and we’ll deal with the sane ones. We could make an American Union. But we won’t merge
Yeah, I don’t want me either :/
Mr 0
Can you take New England please?
We wouldn’t want to violate the prime directive though.
I’m sold, make it so.
Engage?
Aye captain!
Allons-y!
Mmmm… How about something else that doesn’t allow Americans to vote? Because 11th province would just mean Canada becomes America under a different name.
Not true, it would give us some election reform which allocates representatives based on the Representation Formula found in subsection 51(1) of the Constitution Act, 1867.
No more 2 senators from California having the same as 2 from North Dakota!
California, Oregon, Hawaii and Washington consent to this agreement. Where do we sign?
Wellll… The western parts of Washington and Oregon. Out in the desert is another thing. Those guys are pretty well cooked
As an Oregon resident, I would be all for this. CA alone would be a pretty good chunk of federal taxes.
Canada agrees.
Then we can tax the shit out of anything from China crossing the territory to get to the remaining United States.
Illinois volunteers as well
I would settle for just the Province of California.
Not without Washington, you won’t. Cascadia Now!
As a New Yorker, please liberate us
I read that like George Costanza.
“CASCADIA NOW!!”
It would surely bring me serenity if Cascadia became real.
When you’re torn between not making the Russian psyop a reality and also not wanting to be trapped in a union with moronic sociopaths.
Hey Michigan is basically already Canadian, we can just blend in.
Can confirm, lived in Michigan over a decade. Yoopers are more Canadian than most Canadians.
Including the special kind of redneck you get when your house can be buried in snow.
I grew up in Northern Wisconsin and you are not wrong.
Ah… cheese folk, huh? You can join Canada too, as long as you leave those processed plastic sheets behind.
I think we should return governing authority to the natives the US stole the land from. Sorry native Americans, this dumpster fire is yours to fix now.
There are few things more American than reducing a place to rubble and then being like: “Here. We’re bored with this so you can have it back now. Aren’t you so thankful that we liberated you from
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Northeastern South Canada too!
Put it to a vote and I bet it would surprise you which states would leave the US right now.
Pretty sure the entire west coast would bounce. Especially California, aka the 4th largest economy in the world.
When the Balkinization of the US happens, the West Coast will be thr first to break off.
Besides the geography problem, I’ve said the West coast and the northeast should become their own country.
Those ones can just join Canada, geography problem solved.
That’d be hilarious.
Alright you sons of bitches, I’m in.
I accept
Yeah, Fox News was touting a whole 12% of Alberta wanted to join the USA.
Imagine their shock when many times that percentage of americans want the USA to join Canada.
That’s genius, But treat them as a territory, they don’t get the be a province. But our current territories should be made provinces first, they deserve better representation especially with climate change making the areas more comfortable for living.
you drive a hard bargain, we accept. You can even alter the deal and add more terms, but I warn you we will still accept. No take-backsies on the deal, we are Canadians now. Good luck, rest of USA, you bunch of effin losers. You’re a real disappointment.
Good luck, rest of USA, you bunch of effin losers
hosers, you’re Canadian now, ya gotta speak Canadian
No thanks, I don’t want Canadians who think they are American in my country
I certainly don’t want more of them
