Yes. We have genuine headlines that are far more bizarre than anything the onion could come out with.

That’s… Something.

Even from Trump, I wasn’t expecting that.

Oh, I’m aware. I’m just annoyed they called it a cruise ship.

Very different technology in use though, modern ocean liners run at over 30 knots.

The titanic was an ocean liner, not a cruise ship. It’s job was to take people across the ocean, from beginning to destination, at speeds a cruise ship could only dream of.

I kinda understand their point of view here actually. Wanting to drag everyone down to their level. Burn it all down.

It happened once before where someone off the street walked in and ate it.

Well, clearly this isn’t the onion, it was a banana.

They’re very different.

The answer to your second question is pretty clear, banana taped to a wall is an idea, and ideas cannot be destroyed. Does a painting cease to be art because it is no longer on display?

Kinda, yes. It’s interesting to see who does and doesn’t “get it”.

It’s performance art more than anything, and it’s actually kinda genius.

Not really, no.

Also, someone has eaten the banana before, and they just replaced it. This artwork, if you can call it that, is more like a licence than an artwork.

It comes with instructions on how to display the banana, specifying the height, type of tape, colour of wall etc, and any of those items can be replaced. Anyone can tape a banana to a wall, but there can be only one genuine piece.

It’s quite fascinating actually.

His business is wrapping vehicles, and he says he’s already wrapped quite a few of them, so at least part of the reason he has one seems to be marketing his business.

We had a neighbour a few houses over get one. Never saw it, but I certainly heard the fucker.

He didn’t last long.

That is very much changing, in my view, in large part because actual luxury vehicles are sticking with physical controls.

I fully understand and respect people just giving up on dating, it’s exhausting and demoralising. I also think a lot of women have unrealistic expectations of what dating will be like.

Well, that’s one hell of a meet-cute.

Like what? What’s gone wrong?

We have a tendency to assume other people think like us, so that would actually explain a lot.

Yeah, but you got invited to parties in the first place.