Maybe the first one implies it wasn’t initially consensual?

Tangentially related, I was ordering food at a Wendy’s and the cashier out of the blue asked if I had ever been in a long distance relationship. I said no, but I knew people that had and if the relationship was strong enough, it would work out in the end. Hope things worked out for her.

I’ve told countless people that I like IPAs when I’m actually impartial to them.

I’ve contracted AIDS, from an African prostitute.

Until that judge gets detained for having a foreign sounding name.

Mess with the best, die like the rest

Like that time Max Zorin of Zorin Industries went nuts, prompting the British secret service to intervene.

Did you develop a desire to flood silicon valley while escaping via blimp after you started using Zorin? Asking for a friend.

Big gulps huh? Well, see ya later!

Leap that wall, if you’re so great

Only in Florida would someone have read The Jungle by Upton Sinclair and thought, “this is the family dynamic we need to bring back to working class Americans”.

Piggybacking on this, ban archiving/vaulting. If you’re the sole owner of an IP, you must provide that content everywhere you offer your services. Otherwise it becomes public domain.

I cloned myself so he could live my dream of multiple accounts.

I’ll allow it, we can also see if two wrongs make a right.

Grew up in the 90s, parents loved going to casinos, didn’t miss out on the cigarettes experience.

Drinking water should always be the first thing you do. Too many dehydrated dummies suffering out there because “water has no taste”.

Also where artists sign their work with a kiss

So just back 10 years from now?

Are you suggesting they might have a no good dirty rotten pig stealing great great grandfather?

They retired/vaulted the rest because they don’t break double the production costs during opening week, or whatever unrealistic expectation they have for dumping everything into hype over substance.