Pistcow

#MATH!

For the folks slow on the uptake, my ape brain has seen enough crashes to finally realize what was coming, and I got out at peak and going to jump back in after it dips to a certain threshold.

See, I exchanged my 100% S&P500 401k to SPAXX in December, waiting for the crash. I’ve made 10%~ doing nothing! It took me a while to realize, but I’m finally going to buy the dip.

I take adderall and drink 3 monsters a day. Used to smoke too, but that stuff is bad for you…

Basically, a VBA Excel file.

Someone needs to be the bag holder. It will tank when the earnings call comes in April unless Trump decides to replace Abrams with the model 3.

War Thunder forum post.

I’ve got the Ring set up and it was pretty cheap along with a few stick up cameras on the exterior. Been nice when I got on vacation and lowered my home insurance. Lots of similar ecosystems. Also, bedside pistol safe and family code word.

Nice try Robert Pattinson

My wife had these peroxide cleaning ear drops and fuck me for accidentally mistaking them for my eye drops. That was about as painful as a root canal.

*2026

I’m tired boss

Well, yeah, that’s #1, but I assumed they meant live action.

Only if she’s in your class?

He was a turbo dick, never let off the pedal of being a turbo dick, the side stories were dumb, and pet the damn robot…

It was still pretty good by comparison to modern Star Wars, but Mando season 1 was best Star Wars and season 2 pretty good.

“Yo soy El Senado” -Lopez

Yeah, the EU. As an American, I’m sorry for these dipshits and if it comes to it I’ll fight for Greenland…

Cool crotch shot

What’s been fun is buying my first smartwatch, Samsung, and calling my wife from my watch and talking to he like Dick Tracy.

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I’m sure he’s banned from ever doing another Superbowl