I’ve had this experience and morning was like, “I’m gonna plan the trip of a lifetime to London and Paris and maybe Rome for a month or more.”

Then in the evening I’m like, “well Vegas is a cheap flight, so if I spend a night in Vegas maybe I can go to Denver too?”

It’s insider trading isn’t it? Now only he and his buddies get the reports and will be betting on egg futures.

Because he’s wearing color contacts.

I’d force project myself like a hologram in front of a ton of enemies, get shot at for awhile, but don’t worry I’ll be fine I’m just a force projection. But then it turns out force projecting myself is really hard, so I’ll die anyway about 5 minutes later. That seems peak useless.

You never really know, it’s plausible. But I doubt it. It doesn’t seem any more likely now than it did in 2016.

Ceasefire in Gaza for a minimum of 6 weeks (if I understood the news correctly) is huge. That conflict might be close to over if we’re lucky.

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Older versions of the Bible contain references to “Hades” which was changed to “hell” in the King James Version.

That shitty host is like “WOW GET A LOAD OF THESE FREAKS” the whole time while the freaks are being welcoming and nice.

That’s literally the joke. They start with the wrong opinion then slowly educate you with the correct one.

Former NBA players Jarrett Jack and Chris Duhon are cousins.

The Daily Show had a segment Who Will Juggalos Vote for?.

And refreshing the page while still in reader mode.

Wilhelm scream. It’s in everything. It’s memorable in Star Wars and Indiana Jones, but it’s in Soul Plane too.

I’ve watched far too many hours of sitcoms, because I’m recognizing a specific laugh that gets re-used over and over. It’s by far the worst on How I Met Your Mother (where I first noticed it). They’ll repeat the same laugh 2-3 times within the same episode. It’s a specific high-pitched laugh that almost sounds like the person is inhaling while laughing rather than exhaling. HIMYM doesn’t use a live audience so they re-use the same laughs for the entire run of the show.

Adding more men to the situation increases the amount of masculinity.

They do this for all new accounts now. They let you make an account and use the site for a day or two and then start requesting personal info like drivers license. The scan of your face will be used to see if you appear in the background of other people’s photos. Giving you new friend suggestions, and generally increasing the amount of time you use the site. But it’s also about them harvesting as much info from you as possible, because that’s what they’re selling.

More meaningless culture war bullshit.

How is this real life? This is obviously bad for customers.

Honestly makes a lot of sense. The ink probably turns into a solid at too low of a temp.